Hey guys. I am writing this in urgency. So apparently I have missed the rapture. This has several severe implications on how drastically my life will change: 1) I will be stuck in a world of Chaos where movie stars will become a governor; 2) I am stuck in a world where gas rises to devilish prices and I pay for somebody’s retirement without seeing the same reward when I age; 3) I have apparently missed the rapture; and 4) The world I live in will soon be thrown into violence and turmoil with looting and chaotic crime. Oh wait! I already lived in a world like that!
Anyway, on to the more serious matter at hand for those who are left after the recent rapture. Osaro Aifuwa and I have begun training a secret army of ninjas to protect us from the coming doom. Since we are stuck on this earth, we are left with no choice but to defend ourselves by learning the way of the ninja and the power of Chuck Norris (was he raptured? Anyone know?). Apparently I will wake up to preach to a empty church auditorium… If you are like me and have no idea what to do…we must seek the wisdom of an old, long bearded, wise man from the mountains of Chine and ask the most important question that will determine the rest of our time after the rapture: Did Obama get raptured and would SOMEBODY PLEASE TELL ME WHAT WILLIE NELSON WOULD DO!?
Anyway, seriously guys, I’m thankful that God is a loving and unpredictable God. I’m thankful that I am allowed many more years on his beautifully created earth, and mostly, I’m thankful that whether the end of the world is tomorrow or 1,000 years from now–I know where I will be when it happens and that will be with my wonderful and gracious Father and Lord! There will always be “rumors of the end times” but we also have the certainty of God no matter what happens.
Many blessings to you and prayers for our wonderful leaders of the church and of the country!
Josh
Of all the holidays, Easter is the one closes to the event it celebrates. Although we do not know the exact date of the resurrection of Jesus, we are certain it was around this time of year. I have fond memories of Easter baskets filled with candy and toys. I remember my entire family gathered at my grandparents home; searching for Easter eggs, laughing together, and loving on each other. A variety of dishes and aromas entranced those who passed by the dinner table. It was a wonderful time for celebration and enjoying the company of each other. Even today, when I think of Easter, I think of those beautiful Spring days filled with the three “F’s”: food, family, and football. But that is not what was most important to my family.
Hey all. I am working on a short series to study with someone after they become a Christian to begin the discipling process. Additionally, the individual will ideally be paired with a member doing an evangelistic study so that they can be observing and learning how to share their faith from the very start. I would love to hear your thoughts on these concepts and ideas!